What am I going to do with a whole case of Mondays? 🤷‍♂

Paint the word “Justin” on the side of it. That you have Justin Case Monday’s 👍

Word salad sacrifice 🫣

Keep your Mondays in a box in your basement and then some day when you're lying on your death bed counting the hours you probably have left here on earth, ask your caregiver to go down to the basement and bring a Monday or two upstairs to you.

When your box of Mondays is finally empty, only then will you truly have anything of substance to bit*ch about.