One of my friends bosses once threatened to fire me for day drinking

I worked as a game warden in my early 20s and my best friend was in forestry at the time. He had taken the day off and I dropped by his place for a few cold ones. His boss pulled in and started mouthing off to him and two other people in forestry that were on their days off.
"You're on your last warning, all of you" and then she pointed at me.
I was like "I don't even f***n work for you ,lady" and we all laughed, except for her. Anyway my buddy got fired the following week. The end.