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Thatsright · 61-69, M
True story, my state’s smart ID rules for the DL lists a piece of mail as a secondary ID with other things as a piece of mail. Now, I think I’m a smart guy, I do have many metrics that make me think so. And I’m told I present myself that way at times.
So, I go to the DMV in my smallish, southern town to get my license changed to a smart ID. The lady behind the counter is chatty, senses a kindred spirit.
“So how can I help you today sir?”
“I’m here to upgrade my driver’s license to a Smart ID. This one’s sorta of dumb.”, as I hand her my driver’s license out of the pile of things in my hand.
“Ooh, very good!”, laughing, “I really haven’t heard that one yet. I can’t wait to use it.” She looks at my license. “This still your address Mr. Thatsright?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“What else you got there for me?”
“My passport.”, I hand it over.
“Okay, I’m going to need two pieces of mail with your address on it.”
I hand over the latest electric bill which I had just picked up at the box, I had a handful of mail in my folder.
“Good, one more Mr. Thatsright.”
I reach for another piece of mail and hand it over.
She looses it laughing. I see I had handed over a mailer ad hard card from Costco from the pile of mail I had.
Now we’re both laughing. The supervisor and a lady without a customer walks over to see what the ruckus is as I handed over a better piece of mail.
Not all DMVs are bad. And now I have an inside person at the DMV. I’m the Costco ad ID guy to Ms. Carla.
So, I go to the DMV in my smallish, southern town to get my license changed to a smart ID. The lady behind the counter is chatty, senses a kindred spirit.
“So how can I help you today sir?”
“I’m here to upgrade my driver’s license to a Smart ID. This one’s sorta of dumb.”, as I hand her my driver’s license out of the pile of things in my hand.
“Ooh, very good!”, laughing, “I really haven’t heard that one yet. I can’t wait to use it.” She looks at my license. “This still your address Mr. Thatsright?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“What else you got there for me?”
“My passport.”, I hand it over.
“Okay, I’m going to need two pieces of mail with your address on it.”
I hand over the latest electric bill which I had just picked up at the box, I had a handful of mail in my folder.
“Good, one more Mr. Thatsright.”
I reach for another piece of mail and hand it over.
She looses it laughing. I see I had handed over a mailer ad hard card from Costco from the pile of mail I had.
Now we’re both laughing. The supervisor and a lady without a customer walks over to see what the ruckus is as I handed over a better piece of mail.
Not all DMVs are bad. And now I have an inside person at the DMV. I’m the Costco ad ID guy to Ms. Carla.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
All I would need in Norway is the old driving licence and my passport. All this utility bill, insurance, etc., nonsense is just make work. What if you don't have a car, why would you have insurance? As for birth certificates, I'm not at all sure that many people I know would be able find theirs. Last time I needed mine, (for the first time in fifty years) I had to apply for a copy from the UK government because I couldn't find it; in fact I'm not sure I ever had it.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I've never had my drivers licence... Currently doing the theory test now. Hopefully I get it.
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
Fact!
stayfickle · 26-30, F
Hahhaaha I even bring my bank statement, transcript of record and baptismal certificate 😆😆
Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M
Havent asked for a urine test Yet!!
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Underwear size, blood type, immortal soul?
Lilnonames · F
i have a smart i d already ,i just need it