Dropped the first chocolate from the Advent calendar on the floor 😔 Is this portentous? 😱

So I picked it up and dusted it off
And then I painted it blue
And honest to goodness, I'm tellin' you
It looked as good as new!
Oh, I blessed the day it came my way
My wife is happier too
I feel like a boy and life's a joy
It looked as good as new.

(Lyrics from Lois Prima's - It's good as new)

Such a waste... But why are you only now opening the first one? 😱 That's some mind-blowing self control you've got there. Which only makes it worse that this is how it rewards you.

5 second rule.

Just drop all the rest and call it a new tradition. Something about humility and all that. 👍