Will a pepperoni pizza cure my depression? 🍕

I realize the delivery girl’s uniform may have distracted you, but that’s an olive and cheese pizza…guaranteed to enhance depression. But, to your questions point, a pepperoni with extra pepperoni will increase endorphins output thusly temporarily helping!

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Ive been wanting pizza!

Definitely works for me, especially if she's the one delivering it.

What pizza

Is pineapple okay? 😬😬

Works for me!Is she optional ??🤔 or included

Couldn't hurt to try it!

Can't hurt!

NO, the affects how you feel, think and behave can only be overcome by Pineapple

Wow she hawt