Me and my dude friends were talking and one of them goes “and I feel so bad for your situation”

“You don’t even have a magic wand to make the ladies stay, and dealing with the fact that you don’t know if they’re gay or not”

I don’t need a magic wand? lol

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SUPERVlXEN · F

Aww. They care for you! 🙄

Lostpoet · M

🤔I do have a magic wand and it slays, but I only want to be with the person I'm married to.

MellyMel22 · F

Did he ever think that the reason they may be with you or other women is because they don’t want one of those wands? 🤣

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Just to clarify, the Hitachi kind, or the abracadabra kind? 🤔🤣

SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

But if you had one…what would the attributes be? 13 1/2 inches, yew, phoenix feather core?

Reject · 31-35, M

I figured that was the point of being lesbian. No magic wands wanted.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Tell him to buy you the hitachi then. Prick.

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