The difference between talking to my best girl friend and best guy friend.

Her: *talks about moving in together, adopting a cat and maybe kids together and promising to marry each other if neither of us finds anyone worth while*

*talks about losing weight*

*talks about poems and gossip*


Him: *Snaps a picture of a cooked hog from work and sends it to me*

“I tried to stick my finger in its ass but it was cooked shut”