The difference between talking to my best girl friend and best guy friend.

Her: *talks about moving in together, adopting a cat and maybe kids together and promising to marry each other if neither of us finds anyone worth while*

*talks about losing weight*

*talks about poems and gossip*

Him: *Snaps a picture of a cooked hog from work and sends it to me*

“I tried to stick my finger in its ass but it was cooked shut”

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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

This is an interesting observation on males.. In the company of women most make some sort of effort to act adult. (Yes Ladies. We know some barely try at all and some make a lot of mistakes) But when they are in the company of other males, or women that are strictly friend zoned, men become the teenagers they still are under the surface. If you dont believe me, think about that last time he invited "the fellahs" over to watch that fight or big game...😷