What if I need to call 911, but I can't unlock my phone because my fingerprint is clogged with Cheeto dust? 🧡

Poll - Total Votes: 8

Human sacrifice

All of the above

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NerdyPotato · M

Where did the dust come from? Has she been that lonely for so long? 😲

tenente · 100+, M

@NerdyPotato i can heal her 🙏🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Cheetos 🤤

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

Wait... Where do you buy Cheeto dust from? 😏😏

UndeadSona · F

doesn't it have emergency call option

KingofBones1 · 46-50, M

Oh I'd clog her with more than just Cheeto dust LOL

Having orange fingers does not constitute an emergency, move away from the phone.

tenente · 100+, M

@Mindfulness i knew it!

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

Eat wotsits instead.

tenente · 100+, M

@AndysAttic "Florida Man" 🤣

MarineBob · 56-60, M

Don't choke on the Cheetos

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