What role do you play at family gatherings? 🤔

Human sacrifice 😌

The one who herds the cats and does all the initiating and communicating so everyone can be in the same place at the same time.


Except I got sick of it and that is why my family didn't even get together during the holidays. 😒 I'm so unimpressed by all of them. Except surprisingly my brother in law whom I've never cared for, actually turned out to be a better communicator than I thought and has helped a fair bit with settling my dad's estate.

Family gatherings at my grandparents farms often involved some work whilst the ladies cooked. I started at "Holder of the light", moved up to "Tool fetcher", and spent several years as a human fork lift, fence patcher, shovel operator, and various other roles. 🤠

Security 😏😏

I'm a no show 🤷🏻‍♀

I bring baked goods

I am the family historian, so it's my duty to bore everybody with stories about their ancestors.

Absentee member

The babysitter who aspires to be the one thinking only about the food

the family disappointment with the aNnOyInG sports car to match

The weirdo childless uncle always talking about the latest conspiracy theory.