I know you are trying to be funny but....
I don't feel that way but I remember (cause I am old) when I was younger I was working in a group of creative writers (like before e-groups were a thing) and we would all trade techniques on learning to be better writers.
Beyond the normal techniques like personification analogies, symbolism and the like some people talked about how important a 2nd language was,
Others talked about spicing word choices with synonyms and antonyms and even other anagrams to help with words. My idea at the time was using readers digest (to show you how long ago this happened) vocab page and memorize a few words at a time. The second language turned out to be really true in my experience. You look at your pirmary language in a really different way when you dig into a second language even if you are not fluent.
I tell you this because I think being articulate is a somewhat of a choice. in the idea of you can create verbal finese with how you verbally express yourself is a alterable trajectory. even if writing isn't your thing by using things like synonyms or analogies. however it is a technique you have to pursue actively as oppposed to passive wishing.
