How do I become a stay at home?

Human sacrifice 😌

Simply do not leave your house until you become an unpleasant odor that your neighbor notices one day

Have you thought this all the way through? So many ways it could go south. 🤔🤔

Hmm I suggest staying at home

Learn to make money staying home

Take every penny you have and sell everything you own and invest in lottery tickets. Trust me, tene, you can't go wrong!

Go to hospital say you have a mental disorder then claim disability pension or insurance, have a sister that will take you in a nice home and just do whatever you like

I think you just decide to not go anywhere. Enjoy the good time while it lasts. Certainly, it will end really well if you do this.

Human sacrifice might actually work this time. If you don't go to jail, you'll even get a complimentary ankle bracelet to wear at home. 😌

Have a ton of money and host dinner parties with your online friends. No cap.

Any excuse for a human sacrifice

Sounds like you need a sugar daddy

Win the lottery

Cat or dog?

retire