It's Sunday 🤔 How should we celebrate?

Human sacrifice 😌

Hope you had fun celebrating Sunday-It's Monday now and...

Watching documentaries about mummies.

Wait til Monday 😈

Celebrate ?????

Football is my church/temple/mosque/sacrifice participation

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By sucking the toes of a smoking hot nun before we sacrifice her on the church altar.