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SW-User
Hey girl, I heard you're looking for a stud. Well, I got the STD, so all I need is U!
Eklipse · F
@SW-User Spreading STD's huh? 😂 Lol I can't imagine her face 👀
akindheart · 61-69, F
@SW-User omg. Lol
IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F
Quick, let's head over to my place before my wife/gf comes back.
Eklipse · F
@IamCuriousBabe traitor 😂
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
@IamCuriousBabe I think I know him.
originnone · 61-69, M
Me: You look just like my first wife
Her: Really? How many times have you been married?
Me: None....
Her: Really? How many times have you been married?
Me: None....
Matt85 · 36-40, M
you smell nice what do you have on?
-I have a hardon but I didn't know you could smell it
-I have a hardon but I didn't know you could smell it
Eklipse · F
@LondonCowboy More like to those I can't stand.
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@Eklipse Passion is all about love and hate combined 😉😉😉😉😉😉
Eklipse · F
@LondonCowboy Just ....dont go down that road 🖐️
Elessar · 26-30, M
It's not really a pickup line but when I was in high school there was this guy making these super cringe tragic-romantic posts on FB like "I've just discovered that my life was completely meaningless before finding you ❤️❤️❤️❤️", usually followed by the name of the girl and a lot more hearts and a pic. "I want to go to the highest mountain and yell to the world how much I love you", you've surely grasped the kind of message
Problem is, anyway, he had a new girlfriend averagely every 15 to max 30 days. These posts were deleted, and new ones came up every time (no, he didn't recycle the text at least)
I remember that at some point I muted/blocked him, worse than a walking south American soap opera
Problem is, anyway, he had a new girlfriend averagely every 15 to max 30 days. These posts were deleted, and new ones came up every time (no, he didn't recycle the text at least)
I remember that at some point I muted/blocked him, worse than a walking south American soap opera
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@Elessar you sure he was from Italy or Falakata?
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
"I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?"
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
@Eklipse what, if I legit said that pickup line to you in person?
Eklipse · F
@IWasCallingYaLarry yuuup 😂 or I'd kick you. Something nasty would happen tho.
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
@Eklipse Message received lol.
Ferric67 · M
I'm not much of a pick up line type of guy, people naturally are drawn to me. All I have to do is smile at someone, and next thing I know is I'm finding out all about them.
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
“ I’ve got one minute to spare so let’s make love and then we can use the other 40 seconds to have a drink “ 😂😂😂
Eklipse · F
@LondonCowboy Lies.....👀👀🖐️
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@Eklipse Truth ♥️😘♥️
Eklipse · F
@LondonCowboy 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
I went all the way to the bank to pick you up because you're the cha ching to my heart.
SW-User
@Beatbox34 you're back 😁
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@SW-User I'm just too messed up to be here. Its an on and off thing.
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
If I said you have the perfect body would you hold it against me?
Love cheesy pick up lines!
Love cheesy pick up lines!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Silentpleasure You`ll have to excuse me, it`s been quite a while. Is this where I say yes? 🤔
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@Degbeme Haven't lost your touch 😏
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Offthetop · 51-55, M
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like a dead bird.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I vaguely remember you saying after drugging me. You`ll love my dudgeon. 😐
SW-User
Hey girl, Do you play the trombone? Cause I got something for you to blow on....😏
Eklipse · F
@SW-User lol you can make your safest bet she can breathe good too 😂🤦♀️
violentred · 26-30, M
Help I've fallen and I can't get it up. Perhaps you can help?
Eklipse · F
@violentred Call the ER .....😳
Eternity · 26-30, M
Get in the fucking car. Now. Lets not make a scene.
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (corniest)
IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F
You remind me of my ex.
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@IamCuriousBabe I guess he’s an Ex for good reason 😉
IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F
@LondonCowboy I guess my ideal reply should have been, "I exist to remind you to keep things that way."
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@IamCuriousBabe I’m taken anyway 😉😉😉
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
“ Are your nipples always hard or are you just pleased to see me ? “ 😉😆😂
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
Lol. I haven't gotten enough to get a bad one.
All the relationships I have been in, have happened through divine serendipity and sheer force of will. Haha.
All the relationships I have been in, have happened through divine serendipity and sheer force of will. Haha.
Eklipse · F
@GeistInTheMachine you'll find the right one ,🙏
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
Wow, you're so beautiful that I vomited in my mouth a little when I saw you.*HARD GULP*
I'm Rich
PleasurePunch · 100+
@PleasurePunch you don't see the Danny Devito gif? 😔
https://photos1.similarworlds.com/00/00/00/00/03/67/96/45/sstronaut-jRQgU74HXRa3rqJ.mp4
https://photos1.similarworlds.com/00/00/00/00/03/67/96/45/sstronaut-jRQgU74HXRa3rqJ.mp4
PleasurePunch · 100+
@sstronaut missed looking at his face
Iwantout · 26-30, M
You must be from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see
ElRengo · 70-79, M
My husband would not care..........😄
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
wanna go to Telegram i have pics that i want to send you
Eklipse · F
@DiegoWolfe I think I'll stay right here thanks ....😂👀
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
@Eklipse i fully agree thank you!!!
pride49 · 31-35, M
You know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice with you
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
"Wanta fool around real quick? My wife won't be back for twenty minutes or so."
Eklipse · F
@Roundandroundwego Wow twenty minutes is rabbity 😂🐰
DesiDudeJ04 · 26-30, M
Let's have some tea/coffee
Eklipse · F
@DesiDudeJ04 umm...okay? 👀
DesiDudeJ04 · 26-30, M
@Eklipse I never had a date, it's the only line came to my mind! 😄
Eklipse · F
@DesiDudeJ04 I'll take the coffee anyway 😂😂
UnlikeableAndy · 36-40, M
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Cause I see myself in them
Cause I see myself in them
Eklipse · F
@UnlikeableAndy Holy hell were they drunk too? 😳
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Eklipse · F
@JohnnyNoir ha never fails. 😌
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
🫢Hi don't I know you? ....How would I know who you know?
Eklipse · F
@FreeSpirit1 and it's better if you don't know sometimes.....
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Your teeth are like stars they only come out at night
lancetroy · 31-35, M
Look we fucking are not?
NotSureAboutMyUserName · 31-35, M
Are you trash?
Because I would like to take you out.
Because I would like to take you out.
Eklipse · F
@NotSureAboutMyUserName lmao I'll wear a thrash bag for the date then 😂😂
I lost my phone number...can I have yours???
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Lets go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there
they usually just lick their lips
NoThanksLeon · M
@AtticEscapee 😂😋
specman · 51-55, M
Hi I am David
Hi 🥺
I’m like Hi…..😐
I’m like Hi…..😐
Eklipse · F
@Quoththeraven eh...Hi 👋
soulshadow · 36-40, M
Hey baby.. come to the bathroom with me and show me your cock.. if I ike it you can fuck my ass. It was a dude though so I had to decline.. lol
Thorstormbringer · M
You look like an old girlfriend of mine that I haven’t seen in many years, except better!
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Are your feet tired?
Because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
SW-User
I heard you lost your orgasm. It must be somewhere under your clothes. Let me help you look under there and see if I can find it for you.
Eklipse · F
@SW-User Hands. Off. 🔱🔥😂
Jack4054 · M
"I don't know about you but I'm a little horney"
bijouxbroussard · F
Actually, it was said to a friend by a guy:
"Woah, you look better than an income tax refund !"
(He also had five small children in tow, so apparently that was quite a compliment.)
"Woah, you look better than an income tax refund !"
(He also had five small children in tow, so apparently that was quite a compliment.)
Eklipse · F
@bijouxbroussard Id bash him a few times 👀🤦♀️
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
yo momma so fat she tried to eat you cause you so hot
Eklipse · F
@pancakeslam They hated them. Always claimed bullying. 👀
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@Eklipse yes it didn't lead to anything 😑
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
you look like my dog
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Never had to use any
SW-User
Hey bb wna fuk? Show bob nd vagene pls
Eklipse · F
@SW-User va va. I'll show you my fork,
SW-User
@Eklipse fork me pls bb 😩
Eklipse · F
@SW-User 🔱 three way 😂
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Eklipse · F
@Darksideinthenight2 lol omg...creamy. She had to ask more subtly unless she was making a pass that is. 😂
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