Me and this bitch never really got along up until recently

Me: so are we like...friends now?

Her: *smiles*

Me: *doesn't even let her answer the question because I don't really wanna know the answer 😂* you know what my favorite thing about you is?

Her: What?

Me: You don't ask to hang out outside of work.

Her: *gasp*

Me: *is confused by her reaction*

Me: I like my friends low maintenance, you know?

Her: *continues to be shocked*

Me: *continues to be confused*

Idk how to have irl friends 😂

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Reject · 26-30, M

Lily! No! That makes it sound like you wouldn’t appreciate her company outside of work. That might make someone feel bad.

SailorMarz · F

@Reject it's nice to get a second opinion on this interaction, thanks sterling lol

Reject · 26-30, M

@SailorMarz Anytime! 😀 I mean I know you’re super chill so it wouldn’t bother me at all, bit I can see how it might put off someone who doesn’t know you as well.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Okay here is how to friend.

1. Maintain contact and show interest in what they are interested in

2. Do things with them, like ask to go for a drink after a shift or something

3. Repeat

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

I would have said. "Yeah I get that." fist bumped you and asked if you wanna go smoke some weed.

SailorMarz · F

@MrSmooTh that's one way to get me to hang out

Straylight · 31-35, F

People are complicated.

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