Me and this bitch never really got along up until recently

Me: so are we like...friends now?

Her: *smiles*

Me: *doesn't even let her answer the question because I don't really wanna know the answer 😂* you know what my favorite thing about you is?

Her: What?

Me: You don't ask to hang out outside of work.

Her: *gasp*

Me: *is confused by her reaction*

Me: I like my friends low maintenance, you know?

Her: *continues to be shocked*

Me: *continues to be confused*


Idk how to have irl friends 😂