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SW-User
Duh. I'd love anything that gets to eat the male after sex
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Majorlatency · M
@SW-User You mean to say after sex she has to move her fat hairy little ass down to the end of my drive and chow down on assorted flyers, letters and postcards!
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Oh male, I thought you said mail!
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Oh male, I thought you said mail!
SW-User
@Majorlatency Let's face it though...you could have done much better
Majorlatency · M
@SW-User Yeah.......
*knees himself in groin*
*knees himself in groin*
RebelFox · 36-40, F
Nawwww I love spiders 🖤 hey lil guy 🖤
GLITTER · 36-40, F
I love them to bits!! They are a bit scary when they just dash at you but all in all love these little guys
Straylight · 31-35, F
@GLITTER Compare a spider to a puppy. They’re also fuzzy, waaaay tinier, have twice as many scampering legs and four times as many big, innocent eyes. Spiders are mathematically cuter than puppies.
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@Straylight and they can hide on you and you’d never even know
Straylight · 31-35, F
Spiders are good roommates. They keep to themselves and take care of bugs.
@Straylight right!? 😃 because Fuq mosquitoes
KaysHealingPath · 36-40, F
Well, I don’t love love them. But I do respect them enough to not kill them, I respect them a lot more outdoors though. So when I do see one, I move it outside of my doorway for both of our benefits lol
Montanaman · M
I hate spiders in the house. Outside, live and let live.
Inside...
Live and Let Die!
Inside...
Live and Let Die!
Punxi · 26-30, F
Happy little guy. Glad he didn't get smooshed.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Now you know you don't have radon in the vacinity.
Nutshell29 · 26-30, F
Aww he looks harmless