messyjessie25 · 26-30, F
Swallowing 😂😂
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bob01 · 51-55
@messyjessie25 she made me give one of her friends a BJ. swallowing isn't so bad
6XXX969 · 31-35, M
@messyjessie25 got a lot for you to swallow! 🍆💦💦💦💦💦
Court69 · M
@messyjessie25 no plan cross fingers
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
We tunnel our way out using spoons

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@Justmeraeagain Good luck with that 🥄

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Plan b is staying guarded and not giving that much credit to a single person cause that only lead to disappointment

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@SW-User I'm sorry. I think I tend to agree unfortunately. 😔🌹
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496sbc · 41-45, M
Ok so u messed up plan A. U did not do B so what is C. Ur hypotenuse
496sbc · 41-45, M
@SW-User and that bat plane and boat to. Don't forget terry meginuss

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@496sbc Too rich. He should donate 😂
496sbc · 41-45, M
@SW-User lol 😂

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first, don't get pregnant. I was always good at not making a woman pregnant. In this world, that's talent. And we didn't follow using condoms, pull out method. I was very honest with that, but how good is that? My first partner was pregnant six months after I left her, and my next partner was pregnant when I met her? All the same practices.... so? I'd say that questions my fertility?

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@SW-User Uhum. I'm not sure this was necessary......👀
Plan B is plan A again only with more effort.

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@Mindfulness Nah. We need a Plan C even...
Stevve · M
A British singer 😊 lol

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@Stevve Hope it's good music. Can't stand cacophony with a string of bad lyrics 🤦♀️
Stevve · M
@SW-User tbh he was about ages ago, not sure if he still is? Goggle and let me know what you think 😊
Starcrossed · 46-50, F
Oh...they'll make that illegal next.

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@Starcrossed How boriinggg
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Plan B
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@Gangstress Will reconsideev
Degbeme · 70-79, M

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Degbeme lmfao!! So funny!

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@Degbeme lol 😂
Court69 · M
If C is oozing from D and you F you dont plan for A and plan B is hopefuly on its way if not repeat plan babe

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@Court69 I'll settle for the repeat 😂👀
Court69 · M
@SW-User game on then😘😉👉👌💦

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@Court69 Game off. Guards! ,😏🔱
Court69 · M
The plan was always you and our baby hon, now com to bed...
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@Court69 well glad u love paying for kids lol
Court69 · M
@Chelsiegirl duh, being a father i cherrish
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@Court69 I hate kids...
No biscuits for any Guards while munching.
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
Not something I can say openly lol
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@SW-User lol can it stop me from kms

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@Beatbox34 They'll make sure you won't
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@SW-User Thanks
Classified · M
That's when the Godzilla threshold has been crossed.

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@Classified Tch. You need more than a plan for that
Classified · M
@SW-User It means that the situation got so dire that even the option with a lot of collateral damage is still valid or even the only option. Named after Godzilla, because sometimes Godzilla gets send after other monsters that would lay waste to humanity. Though pulling out Godzilla comes with a lot of damage to the place where he'll fight the other monster. 😋
TinyViolins · 36-40, M
You know how the old saying goes: if at first you don't succeed, do as the Romans do.

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@TinyViolins the Romans did what?
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
Hey,psst....
C'meer kid li'me talk to'ya see..
Here's the plan see..
Hey look at me when I'm talkin to yooz.
Ok dats betta...
Now pay close attention see, cuz I'm only gonna say this once see...
Foist ting in da morning, you pick up my suit from da cleaner's see..
Then yooz brings it to 123 Alfa st see.
Den I gives you the loot and ya takes it over to Bugsy on 23rd st see.
Hes gonna give you the password, -are yooz listening to what I'm saying here.-
I'm only telling you one time here.
Ya'got it!?
Ok now where was I?
Yea ok ..yooz gonna get the password from Bugsy after you give him da loot over on 23rd st..
Take that password see, and walk over to Bonnie and Clyde's home and tell demz da password and dey gonna hand yooz a piece of paper-- Dont you loose dat paper or I'll kill'ya got dat?
Takes dat paper over to
pizza hut and get the special see..
Den get back here right quick,--Ya got dat?
Now git'outta here see...
SCRAM I TELL YA-- BEAT IT!
C'meer kid li'me talk to'ya see..
Here's the plan see..
Hey look at me when I'm talkin to yooz.
Ok dats betta...
Now pay close attention see, cuz I'm only gonna say this once see...
Foist ting in da morning, you pick up my suit from da cleaner's see..
Then yooz brings it to 123 Alfa st see.
Den I gives you the loot and ya takes it over to Bugsy on 23rd st see.
Hes gonna give you the password, -are yooz listening to what I'm saying here.-
I'm only telling you one time here.
Ya'got it!?
Ok now where was I?
Yea ok ..yooz gonna get the password from Bugsy after you give him da loot over on 23rd st..
Take that password see, and walk over to Bonnie and Clyde's home and tell demz da password and dey gonna hand yooz a piece of paper-- Dont you loose dat paper or I'll kill'ya got dat?
Takes dat paper over to
pizza hut and get the special see..
Den get back here right quick,--Ya got dat?
Now git'outta here see...
SCRAM I TELL YA-- BEAT IT!

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@SledgeHammer Sounds so confusing.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@SW-User lol... I had just watched a few old gangster movies,,
I was laughin at the way they talked
I was laughin at the way they talked
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
after a condom but before an abortion? lol

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@JimboSaturn That's sad ,😔
ElwoodBlues · M
@JimboSaturn The "Morning After" pill?
https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b
https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b
sasanack · 61-69, M
some say to get over someone, you have to get under someone, ..........just sayin
PhoenixPhail · M
There's no way to know without knowing Plan A.

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@PhoenixPhail Skip it. Start plan B anyway
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I don't have a plan B because I don't have a plan A

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@JimboSaturn Well start with A....
nicedave · 46-50, M
Me and you run away together

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Plan B, is to just grab a beer then make a run for it

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@SW-User Sounds like you intend to shoplift them? 👀👀
GLITTER · 41-45, F
There’s a B in the alphabet?

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@GLITTER Yes. C, D, E you know how it goes ....
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Im living it now.

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@Eddiesolds Need a plan C.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@SW-User Not yet. Life is ok!
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Hide!
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
@SW-User checking😯

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@Virgo79 you'll never know
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
@SW-User i cant see one😜
Whyme · 46-50, M
Guess its time to wake the kraken

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@Whyme 🐙 summon it
Court69 · M
Plane A was all the way?

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@Court69 Nah that will kill the plot..
vetguy1991 · 56-60, M
I make it up as i go

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@vetguy1991 😂😂

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Jump!!!

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@SW-User After you....👀😏

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@SW-User okay 🪂

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@SW-User *thinks* wonder if the parachute was faulty ....
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
We make them eat plan A.. 🤔

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@AuRevoir Plan A is called off.
Some1somewhere · 41-45, M
Death. Always has been

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@Some1somewhere So dramatic......🤦♀️
Court69 · M
Plan b was to bag Plan a+
scooogy · 31-35, M
Plan C

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@scooogy good

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Plan A?

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Well don’t get excited ,I’m just visiting your pond to have a quick look around and see if there’s anything new since my last visit 😏
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
Pull back in Nuke it from orbit.

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@Dainbramadge Ok....on the count of 3...
Procrastablogger · 26-30, M
Plan B is plan A when you fail plan Pull out
reubles · 46-50, M
It's a pill meant for women with loose morals

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@reubles and men that fall for it! 😤
Sequoia51 · 70-79, M
Believe
Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M
Rob a bank

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@Bklynbadboy12 my guards will investigate that
Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M
@SW-User 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Darksideinthenight2 Don't make my guards mess it even more 😌
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