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Ok. So umm what's Plan B?

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messyjessie25 · 26-30, F
Swallowing 😂😂
@messyjessie25 she made me give one of her friends a BJ. swallowing isn't so bad
6XXX969 · 31-35, M
@messyjessie25 got a lot for you to swallow! 🍆💦💦💦💦💦
Court69 · M
@messyjessie25 no plan cross fingers
SW-User
Plan b is staying guarded and not giving that much credit to a single person cause that only lead to disappointment
Ilena · 31-35, F
@SW-User I'm sorry. I think I tend to agree unfortunately. 😔🌹
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Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
We tunnel our way out using spoons
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Justmeraeagain Good luck with that 🥄
Plan B is plan A again only with more effort.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Mindfulness Nah. We need a Plan C even...
496sbc · 36-40, M
Ok so u messed up plan A. U did not do B so what is C. Ur hypotenuse
496sbc · 36-40, M
@Ilena and that bat plane and boat to. Don't forget terry meginuss
Ilena · 31-35, F
@496sbc Too rich. He should donate 😂
496sbc · 36-40, M
@Ilena lol 😂
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Oh...they'll make that illegal next.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Starcrossed How boriinggg
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Plan B

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Ilena · 31-35, F
@Gangstress Will reconsideev
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Degbeme lmfao!! So funny!
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Degbeme lol 😂
SW-User
first, don't get pregnant. I was always good at not making a woman pregnant. In this world, that's talent. And we didn't follow using condoms, pull out method. I was very honest with that, but how good is that? My first partner was pregnant six months after I left her, and my next partner was pregnant when I met her? All the same practices.... so? I'd say that questions my fertility?
Ilena · 31-35, F
@SW-User Uhum. I'm not sure this was necessary......👀
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
Hey,psst....
C'meer kid li'me talk to'ya see..

Here's the plan see..
Hey look at me when I'm talkin to yooz.

Ok dats betta...
Now pay close attention see, cuz I'm only gonna say this once see...

Foist ting in da morning, you pick up my suit from da cleaner's see..

Then yooz brings it to 123 Alfa st see.
Den I gives you the loot and ya takes it over to Bugsy on 23rd st see.

Hes gonna give you the password, -are yooz listening to what I'm saying here.-
I'm only telling you one time here.
Ya'got it!?

Ok now where was I?
Yea ok ..yooz gonna get the password from Bugsy after you give him da loot over on 23rd st..
Take that password see, and walk over to Bonnie and Clyde's home and tell demz da password and dey gonna hand yooz a piece of paper-- Dont you loose dat paper or I'll kill'ya got dat?
Takes dat paper over to
pizza hut and get the special see..

Den get back here right quick,--Ya got dat?
Now git'outta here see...
SCRAM I TELL YA-- BEAT IT!
Ilena · 31-35, F
@SledgeHammer Sounds so confusing.
SledgeHammer · 46-50, M
@Ilena lol... I had just watched a few old gangster movies,,

I was laughin at the way they talked
Stevve · M
A British singer 😊 lol
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Stevve Hope it's good music. Can't stand cacophony with a string of bad lyrics 🤦‍♀️
Stevve · M
@Ilena tbh he was about ages ago, not sure if he still is? Goggle and let me know what you think 😊
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
You know how the old saying goes: if at first you don't succeed, do as the Romans do.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@TinyViolins the Romans did what?
No biscuits for any Guards while munching.
@Ilena I finished ALL.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@sspec We will have to put you in the dungeon
@Ilena 😴
Classified · M
That's when the Godzilla threshold has been crossed.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Classified Tch. You need more than a plan for that
Classified · M
@Ilena It means that the situation got so dire that even the option with a lot of collateral damage is still valid or even the only option. Named after Godzilla, because sometimes Godzilla gets send after other monsters that would lay waste to humanity. Though pulling out Godzilla comes with a lot of damage to the place where he'll fight the other monster. 😋
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
Not something I can say openly lol
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@Ilena lol can it stop me from kms
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Beatbox34 They'll make sure you won't
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@Ilena Thanks
There's no way to know without knowing Plan A.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@PhoenixPhail Skip it. Start plan B anyway
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I don't have a plan B because I don't have a plan A
Ilena · 31-35, F
@JimboSaturn Well start with A....
Court69 · M
The plan was always you and our baby hon, now com to bed...
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@Court69 well glad u love paying for kids lol
Court69 · M
@Chelsiegirl duh, being a father i cherrish
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@Court69 I hate kids...
GLITTER · 36-40, F
There’s a B in the alphabet?
Ilena · 31-35, F
@GLITTER Yes. C, D, E you know how it goes ....
Djac17 · 22-25, M
Plan B, is to just grab a beer then make a run for it
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Djac17 Sounds like you intend to shoplift them? 👀👀
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Im living it now.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Eddiesolds Need a plan C.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@Ilena Not yet. Life is ok!
Court69 · M
Plane A was all the way?
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Court69 Nah that will kill the plot..
sasanack · 61-69, M
some say to get over someone, you have to get under someone, ..........just sayin
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I make it up as i go
Ilena · 31-35, F
@vetguy1991 😂😂
Whyme · 46-50, M
Guess its time to wake the kraken
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Whyme 🐙 summon it
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
@Ilena checking😯
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Virgo79 you'll never know
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
@Ilena i cant see one😜
being · 36-40, F
Ilena · 31-35, F
@being After you....👀😏
being · 36-40, F
@Ilena okay 🪂
Ilena · 31-35, F
@being *thinks* wonder if the parachute was faulty ....
Court69 · M
Plan b was to bag Plan a+
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
Ilena · 31-35, F
@scooogy good
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
We make them eat plan A.. 🤔
Ilena · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir Plan A is called off.
SW-User
nicedave · 46-50, M
Me and you run away together
Ilena · 31-35, F
@nicedave What a plan....👀
nicedave · 46-50, M
@Ilena i will pack our bags
Court69 · M
If C is oozing from D and you F you dont plan for A and plan B is hopefuly on its way if not repeat plan babe
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Court69 I'll settle for the repeat 😂👀
Court69 · M
@Ilena game on then😘😉👉👌💦
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Court69 Game off. Guards! ,😏🔱
SW-User
Well don’t get excited ,I’m just visiting your pond to have a quick look around and see if there’s anything new since my last visit 😏
Procrastablogger · 26-30, M
Plan B is plan A when you fail plan Pull out
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
after a condom but before an abortion? lol
Ilena · 31-35, F
@JimboSaturn That's sad ,😔
@JimboSaturn The "Morning After" pill?
https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/plan-b
Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Bklynbadboy12 my guards will investigate that
Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M
@Ilena 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lonelyandyb · 36-40, M
Death. Always has been
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Lonelyandyb So dramatic......🤦‍♀️
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
Pull back in Nuke it from orbit.
Ilena · 31-35, F
@Dainbramadge Ok....on the count of 3...
reubles · 41-45, M
It's a pill meant for women with loose morals
Ilena · 31-35, F
@reubles and men that fall for it! 😤
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Ilena · 31-35, F
@Darksideinthenight2 Don't make my guards mess it even more 😌
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