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I think about some really odd stuff occasionally

So a few questions here have fueled an old fantasy of mine
I would become the Nations forefront runner of methamphetamine production and distribution
Now my plan involves recruiting homeless people to produce and distribute.
If they get caught they get free room and board for a few years. Okay 10. But they could go to school in prison and learn a trade like chemistry. LOL
You start out with three homeless people
Only one is in possession of the drugs in any given day.
When they start making big money they will have to continue appearing to be homeless.
As the business grows you add more homeless people to distribute and take one of the original and teach him to cook the meth.
Then I can wash my hands of the entire business except for profit.
When the new cook expands the business he then recruits a new cook. Then you have two. Etc etc etc.......

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MorbidCynic · F Best Comment

My old law enforcement and justice studies teacher (who was a criminal lawyer for a few decades, she decided to ease into retirement by teaching high schoolers I guess) told us the best way to distribute drugs is a 3 person system. One who never interacts, they are in charge of distribution. The second who collects only the money, because having a lot of money on you isn’t illegal. The third who delivers the drugs. Because worse case scenario, they can always claim personal use since no transaction had taken place with that person.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@MorbidCynic you my dear have just added to my 10-year plan. :-)

elafina · 36-40, F

"When they start making big money they will have to continue appearing to be homeless." Ι think at this point, psychologically you create a gap for some to rebel against it. If someone after a long time of wanting a better life now cannot actually live the dream, why continue and not run away with the money?

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elafina · 36-40, F

@Dainbramadge that's only a first year' plan, i don't see how one can follow that up for a decade. I'd run away with the money after some point.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@elafina it would be a pyramid scheme of sorts.
Each underling would be in charge of his recruits
It thins the money out somewhat more but the expansion would be exponential.
LOL. The homeless rate in my town would actually go up. :-)

elafina · 36-40, F

@Dainbramadge and so would the drug addicts, then more work for the psychologists, hospitals, funeral offices. Benefits all.

redredred · M

Why work so hard for something as stupid as drug abuse? Why be involved with something so closely associated with death and disease? How hard would it be to aim a bit higher?

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Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred that's what you call a sense of humor? You're in worse shape than I initially thought. When you got your sense of humor initially, it wasn't at a scratched and damaged sale was it?

redredred · M

@Dainbramadge I’m not trying to be funny but dealing with you naturally makes for derisive laughter.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred so you're saving your sense of humor
That's probably the best choice. It doesn't appear to have many miles left on it.

Mamapolo2016 · F

This is perfect! Manipulating the helpless who have no options to make money while you don't work.

It's so...corporate.

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Mamapolo2016 · F

@Dainbramadge Just keeps getting better.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@Mamapolo2016 wait till you read my 10-year plan on being a pimp. Those ladies would have stock options. LOL

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Dainbramadge I'll pass.

ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30

As movie, this would be awesome to see 😂 in real life though, theres such a huge chance it wouldn't work out lol.

Unless those homeless people bought homes & had safety to keep from getting robbed or anything. Because they lose everything & get their things stolen on a regular basis.. at least around here

SW-User

An elaborate drug ring

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@SW-User yep now all I have to do is get over being afraid to going to prison. Then how to extract ephedrine from sugar beets. LOL

LordShadowfire · M

*furiously scribbling notes*

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@LordShadowfire No it's my plan.
Actually it will be the only way I will be able to retire. LOL

SW-User

Blue meth

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@SW-User I think hot pink would be a better choice. LOL
Call it hot pink jolt. :-)

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