I think about some really odd stuff occasionally

So a few questions here have fueled an old fantasy of mine
I would become the Nations forefront runner of methamphetamine production and distribution
Now my plan involves recruiting homeless people to produce and distribute.
If they get caught they get free room and board for a few years. Okay 10. But they could go to school in prison and learn a trade like chemistry. LOL
You start out with three homeless people
Only one is in possession of the drugs in any given day.
When they start making big money they will have to continue appearing to be homeless.
As the business grows you add more homeless people to distribute and take one of the original and teach him to cook the meth.
Then I can wash my hands of the entire business except for profit.
When the new cook expands the business he then recruits a new cook. Then you have two. Etc etc etc.......

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redredred · M

Why work so hard for something as stupid as drug abuse? Why be involved with something so closely associated with death and disease? How hard would it be to aim a bit higher?

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred what like Cocaine

redredred · M

@Dainbramadge I believe I counseled against drug abuse. I further believe cocaine is a drug. Do you need more simple stuff explained to you?

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred okay I see what's wrong here. You need to take a run to the dollar store and pick yourself up a sense of humor. He'll get to they're not very expensive.

redredred · M

@Dainbramadge I’ve got a sense of humor but it’s a bit limited to things that are actually funny. Sorry but the closest you come to funny so far is this sentence fragment

“ He'll get to they're not very expensive.”

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred that's all you have. It's talk to text. On a second thought you should probably stock up on the sense of humor at the dollar store.

redredred · M

@Dainbramadge You’ve actually had a second thought!?! I’m very surprised.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred that's what you call a sense of humor? You're in worse shape than I initially thought. When you got your sense of humor initially, it wasn't at a scratched and damaged sale was it?

redredred · M

@Dainbramadge I’m not trying to be funny but dealing with you naturally makes for derisive laughter.

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@redredred so you're saving your sense of humor
That's probably the best choice. It doesn't appear to have many miles left on it.