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Let me help you be a better catfish

For a small fee I’m willing to help you work on your messaging and profile, making it more believable.
Clemfandango · M Best Comment
Excellent service, I thoroughly recommend. Before @itsok came along everyone knew I was really a teenage girl with daddy issues, now everyone thinks I'm a thirty year old male sound technician.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
itsok · 31-35, F
@Clemfandango I am cackling
@itsok Thanks for BC!
Anything to promote small businesses and entrepreneurs! 👍
itsok · 31-35, F
@Clemfandango 🙏😌

MilitantIrishShepherd · 26-30, M
Teach me. I need to hide the fact that I'm actually a Romanian woman
MilitantIrishShepherd · 26-30, M
@V00doo [quote]I was strangely attracted to you[/quote] is what matters 🥴🥴

@itsok I need help. As payment, I can offer you three chickens and a goat with a limp
Elessar · 26-30, M
@MilitantIrishShepherd WTF I knew it
itsok · 31-35, F
@MilitantIrishShepherd a baller, I see. you’re getting a premium profile makeover
JRVanguard · 22-25, M
In SW tradition I’m gonna be a young innocent woman from a small country that hopefully not many other users will also be from
And when I’m from that country I mean I’m [u]really[/u] from that country
Talking posts every hour about how much I love my country and things to do in it and cool things in it
I just need help finding that perfect country
JRVanguard · 22-25, M
@itsok They don’t call me the human razor for nothing
Any other hair you’d like gone😌
itsok · 31-35, F
@JRVanguard I mean, I guess while you’re at it…

cheese down, please
JRVanguard · 22-25, M
@itsok My pleasure😌😋
SW-User
That's an amazing idea for a service actually. God knows they need the help.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I appreciate the compliment 🙏 😌
SW-User
Seems like too much work, I think I'll just continue to keep it real
SW-User
@itsok I'm glad you came clean, I was about to take off my pants
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User


Calm down or you get the paper 😏
SW-User
@itsok You're threatening me with a reward.
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
They should rename this site Ocean Worlds with all the catfish swimming around
itsok · 31-35, F
@GBPackersFan but it’s not even good 😩 gimme someone I think I know and care about for years or gimme [i]nothing[/i] 😤
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
I know most are very obvious from the start. When I’m really bored on here I’ll go to the People section and start counting the fakes… it’s fun 🤩 @itsok
PepsiColaP · 22-25, F
can i pay u w nudes i found on the internet instead
itsok · 31-35, F
@PepsiColaP ok, hear me out. those aren’t currency anymore. you’re playing bigtime now. let me help. what else do you have in form of payment?
PepsiColaP · 22-25, F
@itsok old men nudes they sent me
itsok · 31-35, F
@PepsiColaP 😬 I.. no.. I think you’re too far gone. Please don’t offer me inspirational quotes and minion memes either.
MisterGrey · 41-45, M
Does that include a set of photos that don't look like they came from a porn site?
MisterGrey · 41-45, M
I won't forget you, I need you to much!
🦊
itsok · 31-35, F
@MisterGrey this sounds like the codependency I’ve been dreaming of
MisterGrey · 41-45, M
Me too ;)
HatterM · 46-50, M
I dunno. I'm pretty broke. I'm not sure I need your services yet though, because everybody already knows I really am the mad hatter. If I wanted to pretend I was Alice, what kind of fee are we looking at?
itsok · 31-35, F
@HatterM I do! The secret is pretend to be female crossdressing
HatterM · 46-50, M
@itsok For purposes of modesty I shall accept further advice privately with thanks, and start saving my pennies for further investment ;-)
itsok · 31-35, F
@HatterM perfect 😌
Valerian · 100+
Okay beautiful "young lady":

Do you know your own panties size!

Can you name your usual and backup tampon brands, sizes and features?

Can you even explain what pad wings are for?

Can you describe period cramps with any comprehension!

🤬 I bet you cannot read a Stocking Size Chart or find you Own G-Spot!



⏳ Tick-Tock! NO GOOGLING!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Valerian you’re gross and I use a menstrual cup. now shoo
Valerian · 100+
@itsok Minstrel's Cup? 🎵🎼🪕🎵🎶🎶 🗣️

There's still minstrels around?
Buskers maybe? 🤷🏻‍♂️
NotJamieM · 46-50, M
The start of a great late night infomercial...
itsok · 31-35, F
@NotJamieM uhhhm. ok, this is gonna be more work than I anticipated. bring lots of money
NotJamieM · 46-50, M
@itsok 💰💰💵
itsok · 31-35, F
@NotJamieM perfect. step into my virtual office 😌
Coppercoil · M
You've been pulling it off for some time.. I think you are pretty good.
Coppercoil · M
@itsok please.. yes.. testimonials are important.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Coppercoil you’re doing all of SW a favor. now, would you like to join my presentation?
Coppercoil · M
@itsok sure.. I think that's a good idea!
Pretzel · 61-69, M
there you go.
taking what you enjoy and making a living off of it
and working from home too!

GENIUS!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pretzel thank you for your support 😊
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@itsok and if you'll post your rates I may be in touch - I'm not getting nearly enough dic pics :)
Lugubri0 · 56-60, M
I don't have much money, is there a basic package?
Lugubri0 · 56-60, M
@itsok OK, sign me up
itsok · 31-35, F
Lugubri0 · 56-60, M
@itsok Thanks, this will be a big help
Classified · M
What are the benefits? 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@Classified I like what you did there 😌
Classified · M
@itsok I can teach tricks too 😌
itsok · 31-35, F
@Classified oh bb
funfan · 46-50, M
Sooooooo many potential clients for you in the 3 hours since posting. 😛 I dunno if that's good, bad or both? 😂
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Is hornychick69 a believable screen name? 🤭
itsok · 31-35, F
@FreeSpirit1 thank you for your question!
While it seems that it may lure the fellas in, it will only lure a few desperate ones in. For maximum luring, we’re gonna go with something still slightly sexy, but a bit more subtle. People love a long game
Not interested in catfishing.

I don't see the point.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Ihopetolivehappily I understand
Helping the internet become a better place. Now this I like. 😁
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
What a way to make $….Catfish R US
itsok · 31-35, F
@cherokeepatti thank you 🙏
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
You do seem to be an expert at it
itsok · 31-35, F
@ShenaniganFoodie thank you for the positive review 😌🙏
itsok · 31-35, F
@TheCaterpillar please spread the word of my services 🙏😌
TheCaterpillar · 41-45, F
@itsok will do I'll get you a billboard
itsok · 31-35, F
@TheCaterpillar ohhhh, I like the sound of that. how do you think I can buy the banner ads at the top of SW?
AngelKrish · 22-25, M
@itsok Thank you so much🥺
How you came to know i am not catfish in first attempt..?.😳you are genius😭 i am here since 2016...i am from Ep!
itsok · 31-35, F
@AngelKrish your genuine aura seeps through all interactions
AngelKrish · 22-25, M
@itsok I never wanna be catfish,cheater..or liar or betraying to anyone here or anywhere....i keep everything geniune and clear...i love my honesty and that makes me happy! Peaceful!🥺
But sometimes people judge so quickly because they don't expect that they can find any geniune guy here from their past experiences...
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Good. Most catfishes need some serious help!
itsok · 31-35, F
@V00doo let me see what I can do for you
@itsok 🙏
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Can I get a free sample? Need to know it’s worth my millions
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
@itsok I’m actually a thief a very good one. I’d be happy to spend some of these riches for quality advice on how to trick more unsuspecting fools into giving me more money.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit are you proposing a partnership? I’m not against it
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
@itsok I get results with your guidance and I believe we could work out some sort of split

 
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