I dunno. I'm pretty broke. I'm not sure I need your services yet though, because everybody already knows I really am the mad hatter. If I wanted to pretend I was Alice, what kind of fee are we looking at?
@PhilDeep that’s.. a big jump. we better take it slow. payment plans and whatnot. Unless you’re desperate, in which case I have bartered with souls. if you’re interested..
@itsok I lost my mind a long time ago. Losing my soul's a bit steep. I'll give it some thought. Do you give advice on crossdressing? That might be a starting point -- it's pretty big around here, I hear?
