Let me help you be a better catfish

For a small fee I’m willing to help you work on your messaging and profile, making it more believable.

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JRVanguard · 26-30, M

In SW tradition I’m gonna be a young innocent woman from a small country that hopefully not many other users will also be from
And when I’m from that country I mean I’m [u]really[/u] from that country
Talking posts every hour about how much I love my country and things to do in it and cool things in it
I just need help finding that perfect country

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard *profusely sends you gift cards*

oh, it was just a story. excuse me.

Ahem.

I can help with that.

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok Ooh Taco Bell gift cards
Thank you😋

Great so we have to find the right balance of small and obscure(so no one will know that what I’m saying is BS) but also have some actually interesting stuff about it to write about

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard you already have a great start. I’ll get the Taco Bell. You do the googling

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok What’s your Taco Bell order?👀
*Prepares to judge*

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard chicken power bowl, no cheese

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok That sounds good af actually

I’ll take your cheese tho😋

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard I’ll order the cheese to the side for you 😌

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok You’re the best😌

*Dips you in cheese*

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard [image]
now what?

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok Well now I’m gonna eat the cheese silly😋

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard should I have shaved my mustache before this?

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok No no don’t worry
It’ll be gone by the end😈

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard 😅

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok They don’t call me the human razor for nothing
Any other hair you’d like gone😌

itsok · 31-35, F

@JRVanguard I mean, I guess while you’re at it…

cheese down, please

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@itsok My pleasure😌😋