i dont like overloaded sandwiches...

Yep, especially when you have a beard, but since I love overloaded sandwiches, I keep lots of napkins and wipes handy😁

Same here.

And as much as I like a good sandwich every now and then, I hate it when you take a bite in one end and it's "guts" spill out the other end.

And what REALLY kills the enjoyment of a good sandwich for me is when I get a combination of condiments and meat residue all over my hands.

Same.

But if they’re under loaded then they taste boring. It’s such a fine line.

Or they dribble down your chin and you have a condiment goatee

Sandwich in one hand napkin in the other.
But sometimes when you eat something sloppy, the mess is half the fun

That is more like a subway. She is kind of eating it wrong.

https://similarworlds.com/gym-weight-lifting/4991581-When-bad-theory-meets-the-hard-wall-of-reality

Do what I do, take half the stuff out and make a regular sammich the next day.