sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

I love coffee, but I've never been to Starbucks.
When I go to Starbucks, I'm 25 years younger ...
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
Orina orin ya gonna... have a seat?
I go by Lenny
I go by Lenny
Degbeme · 70-79, M
If I ordered that, I`d be changing my name too. 😬
nobodyishome · 36-40, F
Arya
Munumbis · 46-50, M
I don't go to Starbucks.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
I haven't been to Starbucks in over 25 years.
tenente · 36-40, M
Godot
WindTherapy · 61-69, M
I like my coffee simple. No need to go somewhere when you have one of these antique bad boys. 🤣


CallMeSoph · F
You can pull it off 😂 I always give the name Trevor, just for shits and giggles
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@CallMeSoph you've given me a an idea, I think I will be Xerox the next time
CallMeSoph · F
@AbsolutelyFabulous just keep a really straight face when you do, their customer service training means they’re not allowed to mock or question it, you just get to mess with their head a little 😂
@CallMeSoph Lmao 😆😆😆😆
MarkusTamm · 41-45, MNew
Haha, I'm Markus, but I wouldn't be surprised if Starbucks turned me into Marcus, Mark, or even Mario. I guess ordering coffee comes with a free new identity these days! Has Starbucks ever gotten your name right?
MarkusTamm · 41-45, MNew
@AbsolutelyFabulous Haha, "Enjoy ? That’s actually a fantastic name to have ended up with by accident! Maybe Starbucks was giving you a subtle nudge to enjoy life. I have to admit, though, "Orina" is a much nicer-sounding name. Now I’m curious what’s the funniest name they’ve ever given you?
I just got some delivered after the meeting i sat through.
Rebecca. Not very original as it's my name
Rebecca. Not very original as it's my name
@Bexsy it's a lovely name
@AbsolutelyFabulous I'm Rowena, or Orina according to the Starbucks guy
@AbsolutelyFabulous that's a lovely name also, both are 😌
Sapio · 51-55, M
I usually just give my middle name. Americano for me just black with two extra shots of espresso.
jarrod73 · 51-55, M
A small cup of Starbucks coffee will fit in a large cup of Starbucks, coffee.
The medium cup will fit into the small cup of coffee and the large
Starbucks only has one size cup and it’s expensive and taste nasty.
Starbucks is a scam and people love to be scammed
The medium cup will fit into the small cup of coffee and the large
Starbucks only has one size cup and it’s expensive and taste nasty.
Starbucks is a scam and people love to be scammed
MarkusTamm · 41-45, MNew
@jarrod73 Haha, it sounds like you have some pretty clear-cut opinions about Starbucks! I get what you mean—sometimes, the money we spend isn’t just for the coffee; we’re also paying for the brand itself.
jarrod73 · 51-55, M
@MarkusTamm all 3 cups are the same size. Three different prices for the same cup. It is not my opinion, it is just simple facts.
MarkusTamm · 41-45, MNew
@jarrod73 Fair enough, my friend! I appreciate someone who pays attention to the details. I guess I'll have to look more closely at my coffee cup next time. Haha. Do you usually make your own coffee at home?










