I Aboslutely Love Pizza

I wish I could slap people who hate pizza with a slice of cheesy crunchy oily pizza until they lose their sense of reality, slap them continuously until they becomes one with the pizza... bleed marinara, shed cheese, defecate crust.

I dated a girl who hated pizza. Weird, but she was good in bed. So, I dealt with it.

i met a guy who says he doesn't like pizza :O