Long Weekend

Three days.
Three malls.
Four food court meals.

Yet I did not buy a damn thing, otherwise!

I did enjoy looking at hundreds of passing butts. My mind enjoyed those purchases. Too bad each lady I look at cannot earn store coupons.

I confess the main reasons I go to the malls these days are to look at women and put my lips on food.

Maybe I should try looking at food and putting my lips on ....

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I am eating a hot Pizza Hut supreme pizza.

Maybe I need a hot supreme ...
Rhymes with hut

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