I bought a big bag of salted peanuts

They must have been skimping on the salt because I am not sure if there is any one deez nutz

Who do I need to sue?

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faery · F

As long as they're roasted 🤌🏻 otherwise you'll see them again tomorrow... in which case you could just return them 😆

TheDeathOCuHullainn

@faery Go all Karen and drag some teenage cashier over counter while shoving fistfuls of peanuts in their mouth while screaming DO THESE PEANUTS TASTE SALTED TO YOU!

JackDaniels · 46-50, M

@faery have a visual I can’t unsee now.

faery · F

@TheDeathOCuHullainn Careful now, they'll call you an American

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

Mr peanut

RodneyTrotter1 · 100+, M

Jimmy Carter.

Elessar · 31-35, M

They're better unsalted

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TheDeathOCuHullainn

@Elessar the vowels are usually the first to go missing

Elessar · 31-35, M

@TheDeathOCuHullainn We have a great abundance here. If you put it on a spectrum (vowel use), you'll have us at one side and the Czech at the other lol

TheDeathOCuHullainn

@Elessar Stop making thing complicated!

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

How much are these bags of nuts?

TheDeathOCuHullainn

@Thevy29 2.69

Medoesnotcare · 22-25, F

Aldi

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