SnailTeeth · 36-40, M
Why would I want that? I have Jason Momoa as my emergency contact, and he's got much stronger arms!

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@SnailTeeth Have no idea who that is.
SnailTeeth · 36-40, M
@SW-User He's this giant who lives underwater and has sex with dragon ladies**, it's pretty incredible. He's frenemies with Batman, no big deal.
**Literal mothers of dragons
**Literal mothers of dragons
Selah ·
Lol what? Most people would call an ambulance not personally drag you to the ER on their back.

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@Selah I meant in a car.
If it wasn't clear enough.
Btw, people have literally died waiting on an ambulance.
If it wasn't clear enough.
Btw, people have literally died waiting on an ambulance.
Disgustedman · 61-69, M
Not for free probably.

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@Disgustedman 😂 her vip price $25,000
Disgustedman · 61-69, M
@SW-User knew it.
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
If I saw Beyonce passing by I'd probably need a different kind of a doctor.
A lawsuit in the wings!
PoeticPlay · 56-60, M
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I would hope she would call an ambulance rather than try to move me into a vehicle herself.
I would not attempt to do that with anyone I saw injured.
I would not attempt to do that with anyone I saw injured.
TheunderdogofNY · 36-40, M
Nah. I would anticipate she would call an ambulance. She wouldn't want to be subject to a potential legal matter.
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
Nah. She probably has a chauffeur or something to do it
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@MarmeeMarch She's not famous for her singing. She's famous for showing her butt.
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originnone · 61-69, M
Yes,....why wouldn't she?

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@originnone Who knows

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I think she’d say “uhoh” a lot while gyrating. Not much help really
Catzgano · 31-35, F
Morgan an Morgan for the people
Hopefully...
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
$h*t No! Her lawyers would remind her just how many ways she could get sued in America for trying to help..😷
@whowasthatmaskedman Exactly!! We’re a very litigious society here! Look in the rear view mirror of the ambulance…three or more suited, briefcase carrying, hand waving lawyers who are hot on your trail! Aka
“Ambulance chasers!”
“Ambulance chasers!”
PoetryNEmotion · F
She would likely trip over me. I heard she has a rather large ego. I guess I would die or wait for someone else to take me or call an ambulance.