WTF!?? Why am I Not Still Asleep!?

It's not even 6 am!
No Sun!
Someone Fix that!
Anyone?

I need to fix my biological clock!
Which sucks.
This Sucks!

No ☕ smells !??
Will You go walk the 45 - 50 feet
for me 🙏🏻 please
and turn 👆🏻🔘 ON the brewer?

I sorrowfully failed at training Bob,
my Cat-O-Rific make me Coffee everyday.
☝🏻! Perhaps 🤔💭 if it emitted tuna smells ????

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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F Best Comment

Who downvoted this? 🤣

Incomplet · 22-25

@WaryWitchWandering BEST! 👍🏻
(since ONLY you Commented!)😟

PhoenixPhail downvoted, whoever that is!?
🤔 Can you put a vexing spell on the bastard?

Diarrhea while stuck on a crowded bus during a traffic jam?

Strongtea · 22-25, M

Haha this is funny! Hope you eventually succeed in training your cat to do it! I can’t sleep and I’m contemplating getting up so I’ll put it on, sorry it’s a few months late.

BiasForAction · M

I’ve had insomnia for a decade. It’s annoying and very unproductive. The only cure I’ve found is to be so busy and exercise so much that sleep is required.