WTF!?? Why am I Not Still Asleep!?

It's not even 6 am!
No Sun!
Someone Fix that!
Anyone?

I need to fix my biological clock!
Which sucks.
This Sucks!

No ☕ smells !??
Will You go walk the 45 - 50 feet
for me 🙏🏻 please
and turn 👆🏻🔘 ON the brewer?

I sorrowfully failed at training Bob,
my Cat-O-Rific make me Coffee everyday.
☝🏻! Perhaps 🤔💭 if it emitted tuna smells ????