Apparently I look great with messy hair, covered in dog fur, and hungover

i got catcalled more as a child than i do now as an adult, which tells me everything i need to know about men

I have literally never been catcalled but that's because I'm ugly af. I'm sure it's an uncomfortable experience.

Someone said nice ass out loud to you, a stranger? Fucking hell these people.

Oh. Once Lucy learns the disintegration trick lets see if they still give you weird looks...

The weirdest “compliment” I got was “you look dirty”.

Yeah, thanks 😐

ew let me light them on fire so I can purify the world a little

I worry about where you live :(

🙄 Some people have no manners.

You got a compliment even though your feet were on the ground, but your head was going down the drain