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when you order food do you want me to deliver it

slorollin · 41-45, M
Uh no! Won't get nothing but an empty bag, if that!
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@slorollin ohh so you order you pay then i pick up then i eat it then deliver the empty box pretending you got your food and i keep my job as deliver eater 🤔
slorollin · 41-45, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my food go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will wet willy you.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@slorollin yawn
Lilymoon · F
🤦🏻‍♀️
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Lilymoon why you facepalming me 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Degbeme lies 🤨
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I shall no be using your services again! *files report*
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Degbeme files reports are not accepted and your not allow cut off our services 😌
WillaKissing · 56-60
Not only deliver it but sit and enjoy it with me too. Now if you say no, then I know you spit in it. Okay!
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@WillaKissing what if i eat it all
WillaKissing · 56-60
@XDHyperGirlXD1 It would make me happy if it did you.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
And just get an empty bag?
I think not, young lady
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Pretzel why not i dont see any problems with a bag are you discriminating against bags rights to be empty 😦
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 of course not because I identify as a bag
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Pretzel lies 🤨
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Ring the bell and leave it on the chair next to my mailbox. I tip well
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@FreeSpirit1 how much you tipping how much cookies and fried chicken can i get with it :D
Lol….. not if I want there to be any food left.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
calicuz · 51-55, M
Not if I wanted to receive an empty bag. 🙄
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@calicuz you love empty bags its your favourite order
No
Cause it would be an empty bag
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@ExperienceDLT why you discriminating against the bag rights to be empty huh 🤨
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Yes because you'd share with us
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@AlchemyFox so you buy i eat 🤔
Japrost · 41-45, M
Yes dont eat it
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Japrost why not food meant to be eaten :D
Japrost · 41-45, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Japrost 👀
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Sure, and i'll give you just the tip
Sure but if anything went missing you're getting fired and I'm getting some compensation
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Reserved you can only accept my services under word of mouth no apps etc 😌
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I don't want your mouth involved in my food 🙄 I want it delivered as it
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Reserved so just the bag then because the bag doesnt come with mouth services
Jexie · 26-30, F
You're the last person anyone would want delivering their food. Everything would be in your belly.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Jexie yeah and my body heat will keep it warm so its a win win :D
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
No you’ll eat it all
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@travelguy01 im saving you from getting fatter tho 🙄
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 But then you’re getting fatter
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@travelguy01 nope im immune to gain increase 🤭
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
only if it's veggies
I'll order extra for You :)
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Dinner tonight, tomorrow, and saturday.
I had a coupon
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@NativePortlander1970 eats it all in one second burps 👀
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I only had a leg, a thigh, and a breast, and I'm full 😶😬

 
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