Imagine being married to me and we're getting comfy and laying down with each other but you see my mustache.

I saw a picture of escort in the area and she had one too so they must be sexy.

Snap😝

Oh pooky I missed the post. I must recede back into the mist. It's not safe out in the open.

I got bleach

My roommate has a moustache. I like to think about where else she might be hairy.

*runs away*

I actually have a mustache too but it’s the sharp teeth and crazy eyes that scare me 😅

You won't handle my personality changes due to surviving through this world of misery. And trying to invent myself

Your husband would know that you just drank a glass of milk - he'd be ready to get it on! This is you:

Hand you a razor

I will comb it for you and marvel at how it glistens in the moonlight

We'd be a great monkey couple 😌

Like on your lip or somewheres else? 🤔

You have this Hugh Jackman/ Wolverine thing going on there. That's hot

If that's you in the picture, stop monkeying around, since a moustache is the least of your problems...

Wax on, wax off

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