Comment and I'll give you unsolicited turkey roasting advice
Because too many people make shitty turkey and I'm sick of this nonsense.
41-45, M
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GlitterEater · 36-40, F
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@GlitterEater If you're in a hurry, spatchcocking a turkey will genuinely get you a more evenly roasted, higher-quality bird cooked in less time. You just have to deal with it not looking like a proper Thanksgiving turkey. But it fuckin' works damnit.
