Mom: "We're all out of tartar sauce." Me: "Do we have mayonnaise?" Mom: "Yes." Me: "Worcestershire?" Mom: "Yes." Me: "Lemon juice?" Mom: "Yes." Me: "Sweet relish?" Mom: "Yes." Me: "Then why did you say we were out of tartar sauce?"
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