My take on this whole Cooking thing I see posted here and there.

If you come to my house, I cook for you and I cook damn well! I do not mind a lady helper in the kitchen that can get sexy to me, and some things may get over cooked or burned and that is what take out is for.

BUT,
If you come over and try to take over my kitchen, I will become the biggest Gordan Ramsey you ever saw, and you will pray to just hand wash the dishes!