Yes ..but will there be everything bagels with cream cheese and coffee?

I had to come to a very serious and dramatic SW decision today
I executed with swiftness
and took all emotion out of it
just did it
nike style
like ripping off a bandaid

Ever try a salted bagel with cream cheese and bacon? 😋

The answer is yes, BUT
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After we do everything else that's on the agenda

I’ll take one with scallion cream cheese please. The dog breath is worth it.

With a schmear of cream cheese

Damn that sounds so good rn

Random fun fact: you can't argue if you get an everything bagel with pubes on it, bc everything means everything.