I'm drinking again, but in my defense...

...I've had way more dairy than anyone should, plenty of caffeine, have moved more than usual, had all types of laxatives in both ends, all today alone, and nothing gets my bowels going.

Alcohol is my last solution as it always helps. (Sometimes a little too much, but I prefer that to having a literal lump in my intestines)

Won't go back to drinking every night tho. Or even most nights.