What kind of meat do you think bologna is?

Buy the good stuff not the cheapest

bolognasaurus rex

The stuff that is scraped off the killing room floor that the rats didn't eat.

Remember, it's only real bologna if it comes from the Bologna region in a Italy.
Otherwise, it's just sparkling pig anus.

Pork, beef, chicken, or turkey can be used

Boodyholes and stuff 😯

Junk

It's in the name:

B etter
O ff
L etting
O thers
G et
N ausea
A fter eating the cursed devil protein