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seaglass · F
Your work-husband is lazy and projects, mmhmm
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Pressure his eyes aren't down there
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Well, Chris probably just didn't realize it. There's no need to overreact and over-dramatize the situation.
Casheyane · 31-35, F
You could totally write a novel with that narration. It could make people laugh haha. :)
As far as writing is concerned, good one.
As far as writing is concerned, good one.
Iwillwait · M
🤔Demand a divorce unless he buys you your Favourite App.
RedBaron · M
If this happened today, why did you feel the need to say today twice?
calicuz · 56-60, M
Ahhhh, marital bliss........ there's nothing in the world like it. 😌
SUPERVlXEN · F
Tell him you can switch places if he thinks you're lazy. 😑
Selah ·
Lovers quarrel.