Thanks Panda Express.......or maybe not!

Fortune Cookie: You are a connoisseur of food and drink.

Me: That is not a fortune......did my cookie just say I eat and drink too much 🤔🤨

Next stop the gym I guess 🙄

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stound

That seems like pe is trying to compliment themselves and letting you get in on the action

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@stound Or its one of those backhanded compliments

Pfuzylogic · M

Were there people in the back pointing and giggling while you read it?
Be very suspicious during year of the Dragon! ☺

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I wouldn't take that fortune cookie too seriously.

Unless, of course, the "Chinese word of the day" is something like "obesity!"

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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@DrWatson I have lost all faith in them as of today lol

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Silentpleasure And stay away from the gym today! Without any lucky numbers, you risk injuring yourself!

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@DrWatson I have a universal lucky number.....it keeps me safe :D

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Rudeness in a cookie. 🙄

tenente · 100+, M

such a Panda move 🙄

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@tenente That is exactly how I felt lol

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