Thanks Panda Express.......or maybe not!

Fortune Cookie: You are a connoisseur of food and drink.

Me: That is not a fortune......did my cookie just say I eat and drink too much 🤔🤨

Next stop the gym I guess 🙄

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

I wouldn't take that fortune cookie too seriously.

Unless, of course, the "Chinese word of the day" is something like "obesity!"

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@DrWatson I didn't even get lucky numbers in the fortune cookie either......I feel ripped off

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Silentpleasure On the other hand, after all the fortune cookies you have had in your life, isn't every number your lucky number?

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@DrWatson No they are your lucky numbers for today lol

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Silentpleasure Is that how it is supposed to work? Call me cynical, but I am now starting to become a little skeptical about fortune cookies!!!!!!!

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@DrWatson I have lost all faith in them as of today lol

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Silentpleasure And stay away from the gym today! Without any lucky numbers, you risk injuring yourself!

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@DrWatson I have a universal lucky number.....it keeps me safe :D