You over ate on THANKSGIVING, passed out drinking-Woke up late with a hangover+never bought the now SOLD-OUT XBOX your son wants! Your next move?

I'd buy him something else he wants and wrap it for Christmas. But I'd also put myself on a wait-list for the Xbox and take a photo of it with the predicted time it will take to get said Xbox and print it and wrap that up for him, so he at least knows he will get it with time. He just has to wait a bit longer.

hide in bed

Take a long hard look in the mirror and reconsider what my priorities are

Inform your son he is now Greek Orthodox and Christmas is on January 7th.

Stop, Repeat again...

Sounds a lot like how that wedding dress ended up in my closet.

BLamEZ Itz On a ManZ To MaKeZ U FEeLz Betterz?

Beg for forgiveness

Retirement

Wonder whose child I somehow acquired so I can return their son to them...

Tell him he can't always get everything he wants?

I was a Xbox gamer but then I changed to PlayStation

coffee

I don’t drink.

Explain to your son that your drinking is much more important to you than his Christmas wishes?

If I did that then naturally I start drinking again.

When did i get a son?

Just order it online

Eat honey

*I check my dungeon map again*

Find one somewhere

Pray for the apocalypse? 🤔