Do any of u have the 5 second rule when food hits the floor

Food doesn't last 5 seconds on my floor. It's usually gone before it even lands.

My dogs arent having any of that around here.

Dog is faster than that.

I heard a story of two people who had just met and they were engaging in mathematical operations in bed.

Things got a bit out of hand and she fell off - immediately getting back on "saying 5 second rule, you can still eat me."

That's when the bloke knew he'd met the one!!

Nope. It’s garbage. It’s dead to me. I disown it. 😠😭

Depends how hungry I am

3 second rule depending on the floor and type of food cant recover yogurt for example.

It’s more about how dirty or clean the floor is for me. 🤔

Only if it’s dry like a chip or cookie 🙂👍

Germs don't work like that.

Its gone up with inflation here

Only if the food is dry.

3 seconds, but yeah

I have a zero second rule :)

Yeeeaaaah, no

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No i just eat