I've cooked a steak and now I smell like a steak

@sarabee1995 I have absolutely no working chimneys, hoods or vents. It's also cold outside (per Italian standards) so cooking with the window open wasn't viable 😬

@Elessar Okay, totally misunderstood the situation. I've never cooked a steak indoors. When I cook a steak (which is EXTREMELY rare), it is cooked on an outdoor grill.

@deadgerbil They should cancel whoever designed this house without a proper hood/vent

@Elessar liberal

@Elessar hood is for pussies, real men smell like grease

@C11111111111111 Unfortunately if you do it here they fine/arrest you lol

@Elessar WFT, you buy a Lic here to drive 4WD & camp on the beach, if you leave rubbish other campers put you in. So everyone cleans up or cops a $500 fine

@C11111111111111 Well I prefer the beaches without cars tbh, even because they'd wreak havoc when we have nests of birds, turtles, etc.

But bonfires could be allowed ffs

@LordShadowfire "best" 😬