I had no eggs and no cornstarch

if you have pancake batter, even the box stuff, I heard there's a way you can make them like that, if you have an air frierl

Soak em in cold water for about 10 mins before frying or even air fryer... pancake batter works great too. Add your favorite seasoning before , into batter and enjoy... ;-)

Looks like calamari.

you know better than that

Still edible

Awwh, but in the mouth if you mix it up they'll taste good still 😋

I use premixed pancake batter