Have you ever eaten coconut crab?

@AndysAttic Yes, but coconuts are quite common, not so much coconut crabs, and it tells me nothing about how they taste.

@UnderLockDown I only ate half, I gave the shell and the other half to my pet coconut crab, his name is Clive.

@AndysAttic Are you fattening Clive up for roasting?

@UnderLockDown No, it was him that got the coconut...he is fattening me up.

@AndysAttic There are some gnarly stories about those crabs, you may be right.