I`m putting this in food and drink because .........

I`m not allowed to eat anything solid and I am starving. The reason being I have to go in the hospital tomorrow to have a very small part of my colon removed. I had polyps removed in Dec. and one had cancer cells in it. No I don`t have cancer. I just wanted to let my friends know why I won`t be around.

Feed me! Please!!!!

Oh and in case anyone is wondering. I`ll still be the ass I`ve always been, just a 1/16th less. ;)