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Moldy Bread

I make one peanut butter jelly honey sandwich and consume it without issue. As I make a second, I see mold on the bread, staring me down.

I was filled with the resolve to void my insides of contents at the same rate at which they were filled and that was effected.

This has motivated me to go without food for today. I don't really have a legit excuse for the calories anyways as I want to lose a few lbs in general.

Very funny yet gross way to start the day.
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If you didn't taste it or feel the effects then you are fine. I accidentally ate some mouldy toast and I didn't taste it but within a few seconds I felt my airways start to close and my chest tightened. Fortunately the effect wore off before I wasn't able to breathe. Then I wondered what it was that caused it and spotted tiny bit of mould on the toast.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
You made yourself sick? Gawd 😨
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
First I thought why both jelly and honey?
Then how long was that bread for and why did you not check for mold?
deadgerbil · 26-30
@HannibalAteMeOut jelly with honey is pretty good. Don't hate

And I lost track of how long I had it and I didn't see it earlier bc my room is dark except for my laptop screen. I bought another loaf of bread too. Reminds me of when I had a thing of blueberries and opened it up to find a huge ball of mold in it
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@deadgerbil don't hate on mold, you got natural penicillin. Better than all those preservatives you eat daily. Follow the natural way and stop believing in expiration dates and doctors.
Repete · 61-69, M
Sorry I just had to point out one minor thing, most packing dates on food says , BEST if used by date not an expiration date. It’s not the same thing.@HannibalAteMeOut
Nimbus · M
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Elessar · 26-30, M
Free blue cheese!
deadgerbil · 26-30
@Elessar never had it before
Elessar · 26-30, M
@deadgerbil It's a bit of an acquired taste, it's pretty neat with cold cuts if you ask me

Or on pizza
deadgerbil · 26-30
@Elessar if I'm going to eat mold, I'd rather it be in that context than with the potentially toxic ones that grow on bread
anoderod55 · 61-69, M
Sounds like a good sandwich . ❤️ Have had this happen before .
pdockal · 56-60, M
A lil mold won't kill you
Going without food won't help you loose weight
TeirdalinFirefall · 31-35, M
Poor deadgerbil trying to live upto the name.
I've made a sandwich and looked at it when flipped it over. And dammit. Throw whole loaf away. And had really just bought it
Nanori · F
Pussy (=`〜 ´=)
deadgerbil · 26-30
SW-User
You is gonna die bro
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SW-User you've been warned

Don't be crying for an exorcism later on
SW-User
@deadgerbil I think I’ll survive 😎
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SW-User
SW-User
Just a bit of extra filling

You'll be OK













Until tomorrow
SW-User
You should have sold it to @SkeetSkeet, she likes buying musty old shit 👀
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SW-User she might want my stomach acid too
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Oh no that’s awful. I feel bad for you.
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
Ah just scrape that shit off. It won't hurt you hahaha. Or will it 😈
deadgerbil · 26-30
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
You should have died
empanadas · 31-35, M
Ngl I was wondering if you ever ate moldy bread..now I know the answer.

 
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